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Dans si pa pohvalo zaslu?jo polcaji, ker so v trzinu vozili spodobnih 100 na uro

Jst pa lepo za njimi in se je bla kr morala 100 vozt, usaj km prid?

Je bla kr dinami?na vo?nja in hvala bogu da oni 100 vozjo, ker pol lah tud jst

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Jst se dobr ?tekam z ovni, ?korpijoni, no pa ?e k?no znamenje se najde, sicer pa vrjamm da je neki na horoskopu, sam zdj pa nam hodu po lokalih pa babe spra?vou kaj so po horoskopu

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163,20?

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Verjetno si Petelin tako kot jaz - v glavnem na svetu sva za to, da stojiva na kupu gnoja in se kur?iva

 

No ?e jst, po horoskopu sm kozorog, po kitajskem zajc, ujamem se pa predvsem z rahlo do prete?no normalnimi ljudmi

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sej bo sam vztrajen moras bit

 

Labi ti si lud

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You Know You’re Bosnian When

 

 

(you’ve stolen this from somewhere else and written a note that you’re going to steel it)

 

your family owns a manual coffee grinder

 

you take your shoes off when you enter the house, and every family member has his/her own slippers (plus some extra for the guests)

 

your neighbour comes over every day uninvited, for coffee

 

your father wears striped pajamas

 

you start your day with a cup of coffee and a cigarette

 

you have 17 consonants and 2 vowels in your last name

 

your mother/nena won’t accept the fact that you’re not hungry

 

you have “pita” (Bosnian food that is like a pastry puff filled with salty fillings like cheese or meat) for dinner at least 4 days a week

 

you have “sarma” (stuffed cabbage) for dinner the remaining 3 days

 

a loaf of bread is eaten for lunch every day

 

you’re 6 and your father sends you out to buy him “Drina” and “Sarajevsko”(brand of cigarettes)

 

you don’t speak to your cousins who support “Zeljo”

 

your nena insists you eat something with a “kasika” (spoon) at least once a week

 

you chop up some onions and then decide what to cook for dinner

 

your mother insists that “promaja” (draft) will kill you

 

your mother tells you not to sit on the concrete slabs, or your ovaries are going to freeze

 

your mother tells you to wear “potkosulja” (undershirt), no matter what the temperature outside

 

your mother tells you not to sit close to the TV, and not to use cell phones, because you’ll get brain tumor

 

your mother tells you that you’ll get sick from drinking cold water

 

you tuck in your “potkosulja” (undershirt) into your underwear

 

your parents wonder why you take showers every day

 

your parents tell you that they had you, AND your sister/brother when they were your age

 

a couple of days really means a week or so

 

your parents have “goblene”(needlepoint) on their walls, and “heklanje”(fine handmade lace) on every piece of their furniture, including the TV

 

your parents make “zimnica” (canned vegetables) every september

 

your mother threathens you with “samo cekaj dok ti se babo vrati kuci” (just wait till your dad gets home)

 

you spend all your family vacations in Neum (only part of Bosnia on the Adriatic)

 

you drive there in a family “golf” (small as a yugo)

 

you take a car to go everywhere

 

you begin most sentences with “jebi ga”, (fuck it) “svega mi” (I swear on everything), or “Tita mi” (I swear on Tito)

 

your young cousin doesn’t know what “Tita mi” means

 

you can’t explain what “bolan” means, but you use it all the time - (um yes - I have no idea what it means)

 

you’re the only one who gets all the Mujo and Suljo jokes

 

you know the entire script of “Walter brani Sarajevo” by heart

 

you despise your cousin who’s going out with an “unproforac” (UN worker)

 

your mother bakes a cake without oil, sugar, eggs, or flour, and she calls it “a war cake”

 

the time is divided into “before” and “after” the war

 

your father refers to all politicians with “djubrad” (idiots), “lopovi”(con-artists), and “kriminalci”(criminals)

 

you have at least one best friend from high school who went to “their side” and you still can’t explain it to yourself

 

your remaining friends from high school live in Australia, Norway, Germany, and Malaysia

 

you don’t want to talk about the war to anyone, but that’s the only thing you talk about with other Bosnians

 

you have at least three passports, and have lived in at least 4 countries in the last 12 years

 

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Sam ?e to manka. Sicer sem pa tud sli?u neke bu?a da kao ho?jo narest da naj bi se na usake tolk ?asa (pr novih avtih seveda) po dolo?enem ?t. kilometrov zamenjale use lambda sonde in usi katalizatorji, pa da se po 200K prevo?enih avta nebi dal ve? registrerat, kao zarad emisij pa to

?e jim ?e to rata izvedt pol pa res :ne vem: kam gre ta Slovenija

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Lah se pohvalm da sm naredu tehni?nga k ?us, kar ni zanemarljiv podatek glede na to, kaj bi lah use ?e po?timu na njemu

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To pa je nesre?a pa pou

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Tud tko se da cajt zabijat

 

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Boss svaka ?ast

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Pravi?no je in spodobi se da napi?em samo tole

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Pizda, ?e ps bi jo bol nategnu. Tip mi deluje k da ho?e nek te?k kos pohi?tva premaknt

Sicer pa baba tud pomoje mau glumi.

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Kaj si pa delu???

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Kaj je sploh to

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To je kurc ja ?e zajci ne razumejo slovensk

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Gayohvatna je pinki al pa vijol?na, men je ta modra prou

Pa una je tud zlo lepa, laguna seca modra

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Prava pi?kohvatna barva, ni kj

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Siddharta-Platina :mi pijemoo:

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Rocky una z ?arnco je svetovna, sm se prec na A.com spomnu

Matr sm se tok nasmeju da morm neki it pojest

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127?

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Mal slikic

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?e posebej ?e enga masti?a zelenga razlepi? po ?ipi - ko se posu?i dr?i kot hudi?.

 

Boss nebi biu Boss ?e me nebi usaj 1x na dan nasmenju

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:mi pijemoo: