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?e moje mnenje: Terenci in SUV imajo ponavadi mo?nej?o in tr?o karoserijo, ter manj zme?kljivih con. Zato je velika verjetnost notranjih po?kodb in krvavitev. Pri pogovoru z gasilci so povedali, za recimo Lado Nivo, da ima zelo trd pleh in se je komaj kaj po?kodovala, ampak v veliko primerih so potniki umrli zaradi notranjih po?kodb, ?e ne takoj pa v roku parih ur. Pohvalili so pa japonce in njihov mehak pleh, ?eprav je bil avto totalka, voznik in ostali so pa pre?iveli z kakimi zlomi in odrgninami.

 

 

Tale film?ek je tudi za pogledati:

 

 

Primer od JozaGulikoza

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXeKSDpFjlg

 

 

Kar se da varni smo takrat, ko smo 100% skoncentrirani na vo?njo in predvidevamo vse mo?ne naslednje poteze ostalih udele?encev

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These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are

 

things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and

now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm

while these exchanges were actually taking place.

 

 

 

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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that

morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

 

ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

 

WITNESS: My name is Susan!

 

 

 

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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?

 

WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

 

 

 

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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his

sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

 

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

 

 

 

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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?

 

WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.

 

 

 

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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

 

WITNESS: Are you shitting me?

 

 

 

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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

 

WITNESS: Yes.

 

ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?

 

WITNESS: Getting laid.

 

 

 

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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

 

WITNESS: Yes.

 

 

 

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

 

WITNESS: None.

 

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

 

WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a

new attorney?

 

 

 

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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

 

WITNESS: By death.

 

ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

 

 

 

WITNESS: Take a guess.

 

 

 

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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

 

WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.

 

ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

 

WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.

 

 

 

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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a

deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

 

WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

 

 

 

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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on

dead people?

 

WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

 

 

 

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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go

to? WITNESS: Oral.

 

 

 

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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

 

WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

 

ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

 

WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.

 

 

 

 

 

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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

 

WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

 

 

 

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And the best for last:

 

 

 

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for

a pulse?

 

WITNESS: No.

 

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

 

WITNESS: No.

 

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

 

WITNESS: No.

 

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you

 

began the autopsy?

 

WITNESS: No.

 

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

 

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

 

 

 

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive,

 

nevertheless?

 

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and

practicing law.

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Evo me nazaj. Tour je uspel. Videl (skoraj vse) slike od Van Gogha, Poleg tega pa ?e grafike od Picassoja, nekaj slik od Moneta, Maneta, Gauguina, Pissara, Sisleya, Seurata, Rembrandta, Vermeerja in drugih. Slikce prilimam ko jih uredim, podal pa bom tudi informacijo o kilometrih in porabi.

 

 

A pa dovolijo slikati te bolj vredne slike?

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Kok se mi fajn zdi, k sem na kri?i??u 3 sekunde prej ?tartala kot pa 2 ćefurćka v R8 :D

Sicer sta pol mim padla k da bi avion vzletu, sam takrat sem jest ?e zavila desno...

 

a je bil bel ali neke podobne barve :D sem ga tudi takrat enkrat videl v BTCju, skoz gas bremza, gas bremza :P

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Leplenje za rit
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Ne vem koliko bi bili te posnetki uporabni na sodi??u. Verjetno se jih da izpodbijati.

 

 

Kar se pa ti?e ?pricanja z vodo za stekla sem imel pa druga?en primer :D AC od Dom?al pa do Lukovice, vozni pas in prehitevalen prazen, pred mano pa avto ki vozi cca 140km/h. Jaz sem bil za njim dobro dol?ino avta, dol?ina se je malo spreminjala (mogo?e sem vozil malo preblizu, ampak ne toliko da bi se limal na odbija?). Od izvoza za Morav?e je tip vsakih 30s pral prednja stekla, jaz sem lepo mirno za njim vozil kot da ni ni?. Kon?no se je naveli?al in se umaknil na prazen vozni pas, sem samo malo pospe?il in ga prehitel. On takoj spet na prehitevalni pas, ker se tako dobra du?a in je on meni prej pral ?ipe sem mu jih jaz konkretno opral :D Seveda se je po tem manevru umaknil na vozni pas, jaz sem pa tudi pospe?il in izginil za naslednjim ovinkom. To se je dogajalo na prazni cesti in v bolj no?nih urah.

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Evo pa bomo pojamrali :D Nekje mi spu??a servo pumpa in mi me?e olje ven, sem se pripeljal na ?iht in samo dim izpod haube in iz ventilacije. Prvi vtis je ?e bil, spet bo treba gasit :( Upajmo, da mi uspe pred nedeljo tole zrihtat <_<

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