You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell the herd and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. You re-design them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create irritating cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them world-wide at a fantastic profit.
A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
ENGLISH CORPORATION
You have two cows. Both are mad.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
A HINDU CORPORATION
You have two cows. You worship them.
CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
A WELSH CORPORATION
You have two cows. The younger one is rather attractive.
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
Western suburbs style.... You have 2 stolen bulls but think they are cows. You die the first time you try and milk them.
AN IRISH CORPORATION
Who cares, The EU really owns them now and the pub is still serving.
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows. You don't know what they are used for as they aren't sheep. You shag them anyway.
komar ... v bistvu tip ni v vozi?ku, bil je le na tem sejmu (E3 - poznajo ga predvsem igri?arji), vozi?ek je dobil zato, ker je ravno pred prihodom na sejm do?ivel manj?o nesre?o in ni mogel normalno hodit. Lucky bastard jaz temu pravim.
Trenutno sem redni ?tudent Organizacije in managementa - smer informatika. Druga?e pa se ukvarjam tudi z izdelavo spletnih aplikacij, spletnih iger, ipd. Zadnje ?ase je vedno ve? dela tudi na podro?ju mobilnih tehnologij, tako da ?e bo vse po sre?i se letos podajam v bolj resne podjetni?ke vode.
Kadar se pojavi prilo?nost pa pomagam tudi pri organizaciji in izvedbi prireditev, kot so Kranjska no? (Kranfest) in podobno.
Vsake toliko napi?em kak ?lanek na temo mobilne telefonije, prej na portalu Mobisux, sedaj pa na Mobile.si. Pa ?e kaj bi se na?lo, predvsem na podro?ju marketinga spletnih strani.
Ni edini, ki uspe sledit ... nas je ve? s prakso tule.
?e bi vam pokazal en forum, kjer ima recimo kaka tema po 1500 in ve? strani, v povpre?ju pa okrog 100 in uporabniki po 10.000 in ve? sporo?il, pol bi ?ele videli kaj pomeni slediti debatam.
Spletna stran uporablja piškotke z namenom zagotavljanja funkcionalnosti in boljše uporabniške izkušnje spletnega mesta. Z uporabo spletnega mesta soglašate z uporabo piškotkov.
Pa mi ne bo treba avta ?istit. 
Napisano
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell the herd and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. You re-design them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create irritating cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them world-wide at a fantastic profit.
A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
ENGLISH CORPORATION
You have two cows. Both are mad.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
A HINDU CORPORATION
You have two cows. You worship them.
CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
A WELSH CORPORATION
You have two cows. The younger one is rather attractive.
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
Western suburbs style.... You have 2 stolen bulls but think they are cows. You die the first time you try and milk them.
AN IRISH CORPORATION
Who cares, The EU really owns them now and the pub is still serving.
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows. You don't know what they are used for as they aren't sheep. You shag them anyway.
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