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Glede na dolge nosove in izjave tipa "ljudje so pokazali, da so neumni" nekako dvomim. Bi se pa ?e vedno grdo gledali s Hrvati, recesija bi isto prihitela k nam. Mo?no bi bilo, da bi uspele to?no tak?ne reforme kot jih je zdaj hotela narediti ta vlada. Ampak to?no zato kot je napisal Boss, ker ne bi opozicija pljuvala po njih in zahtevala referendume.

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Syria: Riots stop when authorities use tanks

Italy: Riots stop as police fire rubber bullets

Greece: End to riots as police deploy water cannon and teargas

England: Riots stop.................because it's raining

 

 

Hecno mi je, ko nekdo napi?e nekaj ?ez JJ in si takoj zagovornik ostalih. Koji kurac?!? Kar se mene ti?e imajo ?e preve? sranja vsi za seboj. Tako Jan?a, kot Pahor, Kresalka ali pa Plemeniti. Tale blog ?e nekaj ?asa spremljam in, ?e je pol od tega res je ?alostno (pa verjamem, da je). Aja theBill a si ga vsaj prebral? Tudi ?ez Kresalko ima dosti za napisati, mogo?e bo? za?el tipa celo zagovarjati, da ima nekatere ?torije pravilne, le o Jan?i se seveda moti ?eprav mu je bil bli?e kot vsi foruma?i, ki ga zagovarjajo. :hohoho:

 

@mokster: On je bil na poro?no no? devi?nik, tu ni dvoma. Pa nasploh je zelo lepo videti njune dru?inske slike, kako ne?na du?ica je on. :D

 

(sarkazem on) Veliki Janez, pomagaj Sloveniji in jo ?ez no? spremeni v svobodno in gospodarsko uspe?no dr?avo. :notworth: (sarkazem off) Zdaj se bom pa skril, ker sem vso politi?no srenjo spljuval in se bojo name spravili tabeli in komunisti. :D

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My wife just saw a news article 'World's oldest person' dies at 114'

'Wow!' she said '...the way medicine and science is going, I bet we have people reaching 150 years old within the next 10 years!'

 

You think seven years is bad for breaking a mirror? Try breaking a condom.

 

My girlfriend and I went for a walk across a frozen lake last December whilst holidaying in Greenland.

She said, "Do you think the woman on the hotel reception is pretty?"

I said, "You're walking on thin ice love."

She said, "Ohh, rattled your cage, have I?"

And then she slipped through the ice and drowned.

 

When I saw all the niggers rioting on Tottenham high street I found a safe place to hide where I knew they wouldn't go.

The job centre.

 

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman ...

... had nothing to do with the London riots.

 

Sky News: Police to use Plastic Bullets.

Fuck me, the Recession has hit us harder than I thought.

 

Ironically, in exactly a year's time in London there will be hundreds of blacks running about trying to take either gold, silver or bronze and it will all be started with the single shot of a pistol.

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To ima? prav. Samo je pa kriza ko vidi? kako te lahko hitro zmanjka. Sodelavca je pri 22ih pobralo v pol leta zaradi slabih ?il in potem kapi.

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Med malico sva s sodelavcem govorila, da bo mel en Bla? fantov??ino pa je tafirb?na sodelavka, ki je vlekla na u?esa prec nasedla in naju zasli?evala. :hudicek: Saj nisva rekla, da na? Bla?, bo pa zanimivo, ko ga bo kaj povpra?ala. On je pa tudi ?e psihi?no pripravljen na to foro. :harhar:

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?rna vica dneva:

My wife told me that her fantasy fuck would be Brad Pitt.

 

Then she went mental because I told her mine.

 

Apparently Vicky from next door is neither a celebrity nor 13 yet

I was driving home the other day when all of a sudden the car swerved. I hit the kerb full on, the car spun in the air a full 360, I smashed into a lampost, 2 cars and then took out a post box. As I struggled to get out of the wreckage a policeman came up to me and said 'Are you drunk sir?' I said 'I fucking hope so, do I look like a woman?'

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Epic fail! Tole imamo Renaultovci v odlo?i??u in ?e CTRL+C ne zagrabi na youtube naslovu pride do takega sranja. :hohoho: Sem popravil. Eric bana, sicer ne vem kak je on kot igralec ampak kar se ti?e avtov ga pa kar spo?tujem.

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Nekaj fri?nih in malo manj fri?nih. :P

FD RX7:

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E92 M3:

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AC Cobra v unikatni (gold chrome) barvi. Lepa ampak divja, prakti?no nevozna zadeva. Pri nizkih hitrostih mora? biti pazljiv z gasom, pri vi?jih pa ?e z bremzo in volanom. Je pa fajn model za slikanje in igranje z odsevi v avtomobilu.

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Pa ?e malo manj kvalitetne slikce (modeli avtov). RUF BTR, avto za pogumne. Gre fajn ampak taka mo? na zadnjih kolesih in te?a za zadnjo osjo zahtevata precizno delo za volanom.

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Obljubljena 6 MPS. Lu?tna zadeva, se pa ?uti, da ima te?ek nos in ho?e v?asih bolj naravnost kar se korigira z ro?no. :P

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Glede na grob asfalt je za tole potrebno tudi nekaj sre?e:

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Na Ringu sem testiral razli?ne M3. Navadno E46, M3 CSL in M3 GTR. CSL in GTR sta tam-tam.

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Na Cliota RS jaz ne bi dajal distan?nika, sploh ne na novega. Isto ne na Megana RS, Focusa RS, in podobne avte. Zakaj? Ker imajo podvozje namensko tak?no kot imajo.

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Imel ?anso videti kako deluje nov zakon na nekatere. Na poti domov je nekdo na omejitev 60 peljal 50 (po regionalki!), na omejitev 90 je celo pospe?il na 60. :vskalo: No jaz sem ?e malo bolj pospe?il in padel mimo ampak ker je bilo ravno frej. Me pa ne ?udi, da marsiko po parih km vo?nje za takimi seratorji prehiteva na vseh nemogo?ih mestih in se zgodijo bedarije. Ampak glavno, da se un na ?elu kolone pelje varno in previdno. :angry:

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Spet sickpedia.org :P

 

Two women were riding their bikes through town one day when one of them suggested taking a shortcut down a side street. As they were riding along one of the women said "ooh, i've never come this way before" to which the second woman replied, "Yeah, I know. I think it's the cobbles".

 

Child birth: So easy a woman can do it.

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What do you call a room full of mexicans?

Prison.

 

Apparently ginger's have bigger penis's obviously this is a biased opinions as they're the only ones to see them.

 

Emma Watson at the Harry Potter Premier: "Thanks to everyone who came."

No problem, Emma.

 

Whilst preparing for a wank I found out that Porntip Buranaprasertsuk is a female badminton player from thailand.

 

First Jade, then Jacko, now Winehouse... The Goody, The Bad & The Ugly

 

Can all those waiting to make a joke about Amy Winehouse please form a line.

It's what she would've wanted.

 

"Dad, how do you feel about abortions?"

"Well, why don't you ask your sister?"

"But I don't have a..."

 

Klik za level up na ?rnem humorju. :hudicek:

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http://24ur.com/novice/crna-kronika/pijan-...-nato-umrl.html

 

ki je hodil po sredini voznega pasu....wtf....

 

Vseeno ne opravi?uje alko...

 

A pe?cu so odvzeli kri? :vskalo: Ne vem no, ?e gre? ti po eni regionalki 90 in se za ovinkom sprehaja pe?ec zna biti presene?enje.

 

316 bi znal iti 200, ?e se je potrudil imel zalet. M3 pa v 6. dobi od 100 do 200 zelo hitro, preverjeno. :hudicek:

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