Boss

zame je to veliko ve?ja solidarnost (ali pa neegoizem) v prometu kot pa blendanje pred radarjem

Glej Tedi, mo?ki v ve?ini ocenjujemo avtomobile tako kot ?enske in sicer druga?e povedano ?enski ni? ne pomaga dobra karoserija, ?e ima celulitne noge Tako kot so pri ?enski noge so pri avtu kolesa in ker vsi na tem forumu vemo kako zgleda karoserija (MX-5) nas zadaj zanimajo zgolj tvoje noge...ekhem...kolesa V glavnem brez skrbi, ti jih kar poka?i, naj ti ne bo nerodno...

Mazde ve? ali manj pustijo na miru razen ob?asnih namenskih kraj (pred ?asom so v enem mesecu ukradli tri ?estice ) bolj strah bi te moralo biti, ?e bi imela kak?nega nemca, kot recimo audi al pa VW

Ja Japonski avto, pol stvari notr je pa "mejd baj everibodi else" Bosch pa itak... mah brez besed... v glavnem, ?e me kdo prepri?a, da je Bosch ?e vedno sinonim za kvaliteto si v tem trenutku spremenim nick iz Boss v Bosch

mislim, da bi morali BC ukinit (oz. vsaj porabo), ker po cestah sre?ujem ?edalje ve? takih, ki kot ka?e, lovijo najni?jo porabo

tole okol Chucka je pravi kult Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and Chuck Norris. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. Chuck Norris has the light on when he sleeps, but not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck! When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Chuck Norris!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with. Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't apologize. He just stares at them till they realize it was indeed their own [cenzura] fault for whatever happened and they apologize. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. There are in fact 31 letters of the English Alphabet however only Chuck Norris knows what the extra 5 letters are. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one

?estitem - job well done

se pridru?ujem ?estitkam

Sej se vsi spomnete Chucka Norrisa…..rde?a brada…..Teksa?ki ranger, Delta force 1,2,3,4,5,…..25,26,…legendarni roundhous kick oz. pri nas znan kot "kro?ni z nogo" najmanj 5x v vsakem filmu, itd. No, tukejle je pa nekaj legendarnih resnic o Chucku Norrisu: Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris." Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger; it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked in the face that day. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya". Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack. Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

tole pa ne bi rad v ?ivo do?ivel... scary as hell vid_00963.wmv

v bistvu je napaka z namenom, ker sem se hotu izognit pretiranemu reklamiranju - si pa dobro opazil na kaj ciljam

Ja saj zato pa moramo na?im bolj?im polovicam dopovedat, da naj ne bodo ljubosumne na na?e avtomobile, ko re?emo: "moja draga Mazda"

Symon, saj ni tako hudo - men je pa v?e?, da vidim in lahko primerjam razli?ne konkuren?ne izdelke. Itak se bom na koncu sam odlo?il a bom kaj kupil al ne, pa naj bo to Motor down, KuMI (QMI), Viagor al pa tale Metadon.

Naporno delam vseh pet dni v tednu, ona pa pravi, da nimam ?asa za njo. Ko kon?no do?akam te?ko pri?akovan in zaslu?en vikend in se ?elim spo?iti, sem pa po njenih besedah lenuh in parazit. Vsak dan mi jo?e, da ima dolgo?asno delo in nizko pla?o in da je to po njenem izkori??anje ?ensk. Ko sem ji enkrat rekel, da sem imel tudi jaz dolgo?asno delo in majhno pla?o, pa je odgovorila, da bi moral ?e dostiprej premakniti to svojo leno rit in si poiskati novo, bolj?o slu?bo. Ko sem kon?no le napredoval v slu?bi, je bila totalno u?aljena in je rekla, da je to za njo favoriziranje mo?kih. ?e bi ona pred mano napredovala, sem prepri?an, da bi izjavila, da sva imela itak enake ?anse. Ko sem bil v mojem trpe?em mo?kem ?ivljenju ponosen na kaj kar sem te?ko dosegel, me je vedno ?pikala, da sem narcisoiden va?i?. Zdaj pa, ko mi je vse "ravno", sem neiznajdljiv in neambiciozen. Nekaj mesecev nazaj sem ji rekel, da fantasti?no izgleda, pa mi je zalajala nazaj, da jo seksualno nadlegujem! No, zdaj sem tiho... pa ji zopet ni prav in u?aljeno sitnari, zakaj sem tako hladen do nje. Ko sem se ?e trudil ostati v formi, me je ?pikala, da sem va?i? in ve?ni pubertetnik. Zdaj, ko se ne trudim ve?, sem pa zapu??en, zavaljen prasec. Ah, spominjam se let nazaj, ko sem ji skoraj vsak dan kupil ro?ico, po njenem zato, ker sem vedno "nekaj iskal in pri?akoval" v zameno. Zadnjih 20 let sem pa neobziren, ker tega ne delam ve?. Prej?nji teden sem kon?no zbral vso potrebno energijo, da sem ?el z njo po nakupih. Slu?ajno sem opazil lep, ?rn, ?ipkast, seksi komplet ?enskega perila in ji ga pokazal. Ne morem verjeti! V njenih o?eh sem izpadel takoimenovani perverzne?. Ko mi je malo kasneje pokazala rde? komplet iz satena in me vpra?ala za mnenje in sem ji odgovoril, da mi ni v?e?, me je pa po?astila z besedo "peder". V nedeljo sva po dolgem ?asu skupaj gledala televizijo. Predvajali so star, vendar ?e vedno ogleda vreden film "V vrtincu". Ko je opazila, da imam solzne o?i od ganjenosti, me je ironi?no, s kan?kom usmiljenja pogledala in rekla, da ni vedela, da sem tak slabi?. Hja, ko smo pa pred 4-imi leti pokopali njeno mamo in ko nisem spustil niti ene same samcate solze, me je po pogrebu divje nahrulila, da jo je sram, ker ima tako neob?utljivo svinjo za soproga. Pred enim tednom je bilo pri sosedovih ?ivo. Leteli so lonci tudi skozi okna, cela ulica je poslu?ala divje krike in kletvice besnih zakoncev. Moja ?ena pravi, da je treba prijaviti na policijo agresivnega manijaka, ker maltretira in se zna?a nad nemo?no ?ensko. Sosed ima 5 ?ivov na arkadi, ampak njegova soproga ga je udarila s tolka?em za meso samo in izklju?no iz samoobrambe. Danes sva obiskala Moderne interiere in naro?ila novo sede?no garnituro. Predlagal sem modro barvo, pa me je takoj napadla, da nesramno vsiljujem svoje mnenje. Ko pa ona odlo?a o barvi moje srajce in hla?, je to njena svobodna pravica, podkrepljena z besedami, da bi itak hodil kot klovn naokoli, ?e bi si sam zbiral obleke. Ko sva pri?la domov, sem jo prosil, ?e bi mi jutri pomagala me?at malto ali vozit ?ajtrgo, ker smo se lotili prenove dvori??a. Malo je manjkalo, da ni dobila ?iv?nega zloma in me je prav histeri?no nadrla, da se ma?isti?no iz?ivljam nad njo in da je moja mo?ka dominanca popolna... meni pa ni bilo te?ko, ko me je zadnji? poslala po vlo?ke na ?rpalko, kjer sem kot za nala?? sre?al sodelavca. To je bila zanjo le mala uslugica. Zadnja leta me ve?krat boli glava in ona si to razlaga, da me ne privla?i, da jo ne ljubim ve? in da imam sigurno kak?no drugo ?ensko. Pozabila pa je na svoje glavobole in njene kroni?no utrujene dneve in no?i, ko sem bil jaz tisti zoprni pohotne?, ki ji nikoli ni dal miru. Ah, kdo bi razumel ta ?enska bitja ... Vedno bolj mi v glavi odmevajo besede mojega o?eta... "KO JE BILA MLADA, SEM JO IMEL TAKO RAD, DA BI JO KAR POJEDEL. ZDAJ MI JE PA ?AL, DA JE NISEM !

a dej nehi no, a res?

hehe... lol ... a vidi? takoj ima? tr?no ni?o... kupi? pajka in ti ?e policija dela biznis

A ni tako, da policija v takem primeru pokli?e pajka in ta mora priti takoj, ker je to prioriteta? Druga?e pa pokli?e? ?e enga kolega ali dva pa Lupota na streho obrnete zato, ker ko je enkrat avto na strehi je trenje manj?e, kot ?e bi bil na kolesih in ga zato la?je oddrsate do ceste. Osebno mi je pa ameri?ki na?in najbolj v?e? , ko nekdo zaparkira hidrant pa se gasilci ne zajebavajo kaj dosti - razbijejo ?ipo na eni strani pa na drugi strani avta pa cev skozi. Mislim, da bi morali to tudi v Sloveniji uvest, da ?e nekdo nekdo zaparkira, da ima zaparkirani pravno pravico in dol?nost poslikati in odstraniti vozilo, ki blokira dostop in da za morebitne po?kodbe ni odgovoren. ?e se to uzakoni bodo vsi parkirali kot angel?ki...

recimo en tak fa?ist kot je Boss - pol si ga pa najebu nakar bo v gostilni debata: "...ja sem tok pla?u, ker me en peder ni opozoril na " :ne vem: fantje, mal po pameti vozit pa se da brez kazni shajat - ne brezglavo drvet po cestah, ?e posebej ne skozi naselja, ker je tam 95% mo?nosti da te bo snel. V glavnem, ne more? se zanest na to, da ti bo kdo poblendal, lahko da takrat sploh ne bo nih?e peljal nasproti ti se bo? pa ves ?as tresel a te bo kje laser snel - mislim kak?en u?itek je vo?nja, ?e ima? ves ?as cmok v grlu. Da ne bo zdaj kdo mislil, da se strogo dr?im pravil - ja, se v naselju, ampak na cestah, kjer vem da ni zased in kjer ni ?ans da bi koga ogro?al pa si dam du?ka (najraj?i imam cesto iz Logatca proti Podkraju).

men je pa tale oglas v?e?

- hehe

Saj ve? kaj mora? narest Pri?gi motor in odpri havbo ter poslu?aj, ?e kje prebijajo kabli. To se vidi v temi oziroma sli?i ko iskra preskakuje na ohi?je.?e je vse OK nadaljuje?... Najprej snema? kable enga po enga, da ugotovi? kateri valj ti ne v?iga. Ko si to ugotovil odvije? sve?ko in jo natakne? na kabel ter se z ohi?jem sve?ke dotakne? bloka motorja. Poskusi?, kak?no iskro daje (mora kar mo?no sekat). Ko si imel odvito sve?ko preveri, ?e je mokra od bencina (?e je potem je z vbrizgom na?eloma vse normalno). ?e seka premalo poskusi z drugo sve?ko... Ok? ?e vedno seka premalo? Preveri v?igalne tuljave - ne vem kako je pri tem motorju a ima? dve ali ?tiri... ?e sta dve ju zamenjaj med seboj in poglej kako se obna?a motor. v kolikor je tuljava kriva bo zdaj ta odvita sve?ka sekala normalno, motor bo pa komaj deloval saj bo zdaj laufal samo na dva valja (pri enem je odvita sve?a pri drugem pa ne deluje tuljava. ?e je do zdaj vse normalno je pa potrebno preveriti ?e kompresijo v valju... predvidevam, da nima? merilca zato bo najla?je to narest na kak?nem od servisov. ?e je to vzrok potem je verjetno ?el kompresijski obro?ek na batu in bo treba odpirat motor.

lucky you...

@LA Big T : pri VW-ju imajo popuste in lahko kupi? Golfa pa da? Mazdo v ra?un hehe

Primerljiv Passat (Comfortline oprema) je od nove Mazda 6 TE 143 za ve? kot milijon dra?ji, ?e imata oba enako opremo.

eden pa orgazmira