LabiGT

no, pokvaril se mi je ta motor...vprasal sem na Gami, nov stane cca. 28.000sit. Garancije ni vec, ampak so rekl da se bomo nekak zmenil skratka ne morem odpret okna na moji strani

Chuck odgovarja: Conan O'Brien's Chuck Norris jokes on Late Night with Conan O'Brien ultimately led to Chuck Norris becoming the focus of an ever-growing trend in which people invent satirical random "Chuck Norris Facts." The "facts" tend to involve absurdly exaggerated claims of Norris' toughness, attitude, virility, and masculinity. (Ex: According to the Laws of Physics, it is impossible for Chuck Norris to build more muscle. Upon realizing this, Chuck Norris swiftly roundhouse kicked every Law of Physics known to man, as well as those known only by Chuck Norris. He now has the ability to will His muscles to any level of strength He desires at any given time.) The Chuck Norris Random Fact Generator was originally created by a man who goes by the moniker Toad King, a member of the message board and link exchange website "LUElinks." A number of the original facts were also originally from the the SomethingAwful forums, in July 2005. Chuck's Response Chuck Norris responded to the "Chuck Norris Facts" on his official website, chucknorris.com with the following statement: "I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts."

e joj amater....jebes nararvno lepoto (hecam se)

zdaj se jaz komi cakam, da dobis Mazdo :mi pijemoo:

ne poslusat pokyjaMazda TEDI, mazda...

po mojem je mislu kako porabo mas

sej sem ti rekel

Opa Tedi!! Cestitam ob nakupu.... mas kulski avto zdaj srecno

evo se moji....sem sel pogledat mal na stare maile ...chuck je legenda....edino Steven Seagal mu lahko konkurira When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds till what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhouse kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium. When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris." Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger; it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked in the face that day. If you unscramble the letters in "Chuck Norris" you get "Huck corn, sir." That is why every fall, Chuck travels to Nebraska and burns the entire state down. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya". Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane". Chuck Norris often asks people to pull his finger. When they do, he roundhouses them in the abdomen. Then he farts. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity." then you are dead wrong. Chuck Norris uses a live rattle snake for a condom. Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't f--k with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive &&$%ion. There were no survivors. Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a handgun and a bucket. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. Chuck Norris has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULL$!@%!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Chuck ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas. Chuck Norris once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill. When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. If you were to lock Chuck Norris in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Chuck Norris replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response. Chuck Norris was the hunter who shot Bambi's Mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made his rounds at the local children's hospital. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Chuck Norris!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with. It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage. Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's $!@%. On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. You are what you eat. That is why Chuck Norris's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children. In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him. When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt. Magnetic compasses do not point toward true North - they point in the direction of Chuck Norris. He just likes to sit on a lawn chair and shout, "Jackets are for pussies!" at the Acrtic researchers. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Not only was Chuck Norris the first to shoot a baby out of a cannon, he was the first to eat a high velocity baby shot out of a cannon.

najbrz je mislil "sea view"....ampak tko je ko moras skoz cuba libre pit

opa!! bravo cestitam.....

chuck norris je popusil big time proti bruce lee-ju v "way of the dragon"....je pa res, da je mel takrat chuck ful dlakav hrbet

vse najboljse...

Lev?

wow super!!! pa ta poraba se mi zdi kar majhna... kaj pa podvozje, v primerjavi z navadno 6?

mal prej sem videl da je pred intersparjem v vicu, pajek vzel enega cliota ki je nepravilno parkiral na mestu za invalide...je blo pa res hitro, ker ko sem sel noter je bilo to mesto se nezasedeno, nazaj grede (po cca 15min) pa ze apjek v akciji...no, kakorkoli pohvalno redarji

popravek

ne, od groze (umazanije) nisem mel mirne roke

Boss ne seri, Golf ?ber alles!!

yummieee

heh amater si...

Jaz vedno blendam ko vidim policijo....VEDNO...to je pac balkanska sola voznje....se posebej mi je vsec ker zdaj blendajo nasproti vozeci avtobusi na avtocesti in te opozarjajo na radarja (ne tukaj seveda, v sloveniji je zalost, sebicni vozniki vsi po vrsti) tko da se da izgonit policiji... ce ze pljuvam po voznji v slo, najvec me moti da odzivnost na semaforjih je nikakrsna...kaj je s to ljubljano da nobenmu se ne mudi da gre cimhitreje skoz semafor!!??? pateticno... zdaj sem pa lacen

Sprednji del mi ni vsec..sicer pa lep...mal spominja na Alfo 8C

Ok sej ze vemo, da Boss ne zna vozit tko da ma visoke porabe

hehe a je crna?