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    Uklopko izdajalc

    Da vam malo sline pocedim, ravnokar pri?el iz ?tajerskega kebaba
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    Kaj ima kak?na tudi ve? ali manj kot 2
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    klopko pacek
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    Rocky praznuje

    Vse najbolj?e in upam, da si ?e najdu bolj?i ?iht
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    NINJA

    Vse najbolj?e :mi pijemoo:
  6. kje pa je bilo tole? Ker sem par ur nazaj videl ko so enega starodobnika na vleki peljal proti ?tajerski
  7. Prvo ne poznam kako je narejen sistem zaklepanja pri M6 Samo rekel bi, da je ta modul nekje posebej in ni v vratih. Mogo?e kje pod armaturo, v bli?ini kak?nih varovalk, ....
  8. Danes zopet v Dnevniku nek ?lanek o kontroli prehitrih in vinjenih voznikov, zame mogo?e malo utopi?no napisan, ampak naj jim bo Omenja se tudi kontrola in lovljenje prehitrih voznikov z helikopterjem Za jutri pa napovedujejo nek ?lanek (v prilogi Denar...) glede tega, da je za prometno nesre?o v ve?ini primerih kriva neprilagojena hitrost, ter alkohol, nikoli pa ni kriv vzdr?evalec cest.
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    slike z dopusta

    uuu viknedica
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    Tole je pa kr smeh

    These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ................................................ ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ................................................ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ................................................ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ................................................ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ. ................................................ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? ................................................ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid. ................................................ ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ................................................ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ................................................ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. ................................................ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ................................................ ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. ................................................ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. ................................................ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ................................................ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ................................................ And the best for last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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    Jamralnik v2

    LJ-Dravlje http://forum.zevs.si/index.php/topic,2123.600.html
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    A pa dovolijo slikati te bolj vredne slike?
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    a je bil bel ali neke podobne barve sem ga tudi takrat enkrat videl v BTCju, skoz gas bremza, gas bremza
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    Zanimivi oglasi!

    Ko smo ravno pri Rockyu, sem ga zadnji? v Pomaran?i sre?al in par dni nazaj ?e njegovo ko je ?la v McDonalds
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    Tole je pa kr smeh

    ja in kaj je narobe
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    Tich praznuje

    Vs najbolj?e
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    Ugani kaj je na sliki...

    @Symon a je RX-3
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    Oboje, ni?ja pla?a zaradi napake v obra?unavanju in vro?e da dol pade?. Dobro da imamo na ?ihtu klimo
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    Sem ravno iz izleta do bankomata in je vrooooo????eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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    Jamralnik v2

    En mal jo pa je
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    Ugani kaj je na sliki...

    a je original lu? ali je ?e neki zamenjana?
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    Leplenje za rit

    Symon a kaj ne vemo ?e ne bo videl da je od Corvete ?pegu, bi rekel da si MX-5ko nabavil
  23. Najlep?a ti hvala, ima? pivo v dobrem :mi pijemoo:
  24. ?e malo si bom sposodil tole temo Kako se nastavi v Garmnia, da opozarja na radarje? Je treba ?e kaj nalo?iti ali samo vklopiti?
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    Leplenje za rit

    Ne vem koliko bi bili te posnetki uporabni na sodi??u. Verjetno se jih da izpodbijati. Kar se pa ti?e ?pricanja z vodo za stekla sem imel pa druga?en primer AC od Dom?al pa do Lukovice, vozni pas in prehitevalen prazen, pred mano pa avto ki vozi cca 140km/h. Jaz sem bil za njim dobro dol?ino avta, dol?ina se je malo spreminjala (mogo?e sem vozil malo preblizu, ampak ne toliko da bi se limal na odbija?). Od izvoza za Morav?e je tip vsakih 30s pral prednja stekla, jaz sem lepo mirno za njim vozil kot da ni ni?. Kon?no se je naveli?al in se umaknil na prazen vozni pas, sem samo malo pospe?il in ga prehitel. On takoj spet na prehitevalni pas, ker se tako dobra du?a in je on meni prej pral ?ipe sem mu jih jaz konkretno opral Seveda se je po tem manevru umaknil na vozni pas, jaz sem pa tudi pospe?il in izginil za naslednjim ovinkom. To se je dogajalo na prazni cesti in v bolj no?nih urah.
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