Symon Napisano 11. september, 2013 Prijavi Napisano 11. september, 2013 YOU KNOW YOU ARE A RACER WHEN: -You think the primary purpose of wings is to PREVENT flight. -You take your helmet along when you go to buy new eyeglasses. -You refer to the corner down the street from your house as "Turn One." -You feel compelled on a road trip to beat your previous best time. -You are happiest when your street car's tires are worn to "racing depth". -When you hear 'overcooked it', instead of food you think 'off the track'. -You change engine oil every week and believe that $8.00 per quart is a fair price. -You hear little noises from your passengers when you get on the throttle right after turning in. -You thoroughly enjoy showing the tailgater behind how to drive around a highway off-ramp. -You've paid $4.00 a gallon for gas without complaining. -You measure most acquisitions in terms of the number of race tires that could have been purchased. -You sit in your race car in the garage, make car noises, shift, and practice your heel and toe, while putting your motor together. -Your garage(s) hold more cars than your house has bedrooms. -You think the last line of the Star Spangled Banner is: "Racers, start your engines!" -If you can't remember when you last worked on weekdays and rested on weekends. -Your Christmas list begins with "another set of Hoosiers" and Carillo con rods (and your wife knows what these are). -After your answer to "What did you do this weekend?" the next question is always: "And you do this for fun? Right?" -Your reading material in the bedroom consists of books written by famous race drivers, every book Carroll Smith has ever written and 50 car magazines, none of which have centerfolds. -People know you by your car number, and racecar paint scheme. -Your criteria for selecting a wife include keeping lap charts, off track parts chasing, tow rig driving and feeding 8 hungry pit crew on a budget. -Your friends don't recognize you without a helmet and driver's suit. -You plan your big summer vacation around the race schedule. -You complain when cars in front of you on highway off-ramps don't stay on the line, causing you to "lift" early and your exit speed to be lower than your previous best. -You give out an Auto Parts Supplier's telephone number when a friend asks for the best hardware store. -You look at the fire hydrant at your corner and see an apex marker. -You enjoy driving in the rain on the way to work. -Everywhere you go, you try to find the fastest line through the turn. -You always do a heel & toe downshift in traffic while your passenger gives you a real funny look. -You can't stand understeer. -You hate 50 mile drives to visit relatives, but you will gladly drive 400 miles to any race track. -You are certain that traction control and ABS are for those who can't drive. -Your freeway forays include brushing the curbs as you apexed the on-ramps perfectly. -You've found your lawn mower runs pretty good on 130 octane gas, but has a "kicky" exhaust smell. -While watching TV of other race series at tracks you have raced, you check your old qualifying times to see where you would be gridded for the race. -You would choose a roll bar and a 100% delete package if it were an option on your new car. -You enjoy driving through snowy or wet, empty parking lots and using the emergency brake to kick the back end out. -White smoke coming out from under your tires is a common sight. -You get excited about a 17 degree slip angle and it has noting to do with women's longerie. -You consider the redline important until the last lap of the last race. -You have brochures of Watkins Glen, Road America, Mid Ohio, and Lime RockPark in your cubicle at work in January. -Your idea of a good time is sitting around figuring out gear ratios and the ideal final drive ratio for your next race track. -When someone refers to "The Good Book", you think of "Going Faster." -When someone asks where you went to school, you reply, "Skip Barber". -You own five cars and only one of them is unmodified. -You know the skid pad numbers of your riding mower. -You know the "racing line" of every turn in your daily commute. -You've slalomed a construction zone, and counted your penalty time in the rearview mirror afterwards. The Number one reason that you know you are a hard core racer! When you meet new people and show them a peekshure™ of your race car before they learn that you are married and have children. Nisem ?isto racer, se pa v dosti zadev kvalificiram. Nekaj je itak internih ameri?kih. Citiraj
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