M.a.z.d.a

[Morpheus]

A obstaja, oziroma ?e kdo ve, ali je tudi v sloven??ini za MAZDO kak?na taka zveza, kot recimo za

 

 

T - ovarna

O - odpadnih

M - otorjev in

O - ostalih

S - novi

 

ali pa za primer ?e nekaj izven avtomobilizma...

 

A - jde

I - demo

D - a

S - eksamo

 

 

Nekaj sem jih neo? v angle??ini dobil... ma sem naslov pozabil...

[LabiGT]

KIA = Killed In Action

BMW= Brot Mit Wuerstchen

[vuk]

Mein Auto Zerstort Deutsche Arbeitsplatze

ne glih v sloven??ini...

[LabiGT]

Mein Auto Zerstort Deutsche Arbeitsplatze

ne glih v sloven??ini...

heheeh ta je pa dobra....in resnicna

[Morpheus]

F - ake

I - ndustry

A - assembled

T - ehnology

 

 

kaj pa naj bi tisto v nem??ini pribli?no v SLO pomenilo... :ne vem: nem?ko...

[vuk]

Moj avto uni?uje nem?ka delovna mesta....

 

Fehler

In

Allen

Teilen

Napaka v vseh delih

[LabiGT]

Fix

It

Again

Tony

[KAALman]

BMW-Bayerische Motor Wurst

 

BMW-Bumms Mal Wieder

 

izvenmotorna:

 

DINOS-Drek In Nesnago Odpelje Stanko/Sebo/Simon/Sandi/sosed

[DonFilipo]

Za Mazdo vem da je to edina tovarna avtomobilov na sveta katera je ime dala po bogu. Mazda je bil neki japosnki bog.

 

Za foro ne vem, vam pa kaj pomeni v hrvascini DITD

 

D obro

I de

T aj

D iesel

 

Moj Avto - Zverina Divjih Antilop

[Japanac]

Za Mazdo vem da je to edina tovarna avtomobilov na sveta katera je ime dala po bogu. Mazda je bil neki japosnki bog.

 

Za foro ne vem, vam pa kaj pomeni v hrvascini DITD

 

D obro

I de

T aj

D iesel

 

Moj Avto - Zverina Divjih Antilop

KMEEE Wrong!

Ahura Mazda je bilo Perzijsko proro?anstvo. Osnovao ga Zaratustra, njegovo vjerojvanje o borbi dobra i zla, Ahura mazda je naravno na strani dobra in se "?titi" plamenom, zato je mazda imala takav logo neko vrijeme

[mimixtz]

?raufa?

Ko

Osel

Do

Amena

[Slivka]

AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention 
BMW : Brings Me Women, Be My Wife, Bought My Wife 
FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology , Fix It Again Tony 
FORD : Fix Or Repair Daily 
SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwards 
HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 
VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 
PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 

[Deeyan]

Moj

Avto

Zmeraj

Dela

Ane

[Boss]

Moj

Avto

Zmeraj

Dela

Ane

Hehe super, sam zamenjaj Dela z Deluje - Stroji delujejo, ljudje pa delamo

[Z M A J]

M-ojstrski

A-vtonomen

Z-anesljiv,

D-ejansko

A-vtomobil

[Jest]

Most
Always 
Zipping
Dangerously 
Along 
 
Must 
Always 
Zoom 
Down 
Asphalt 
 
Most 
Are 
Zealously 
Duped 
Always 

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/corporatejokes/mazdajokes.html

[Jest]

Pa ?e cel kup tega:

 

ACURA:

Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile

Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

 

 

AMC:

All Makes Combined

A Major Cost

A Mutated Car

A Morons Car

Another Major Catastrophe

A Man's Car

A Miss Conception

All Muscle Car

All Most Car

Annoying Mechanics Constantly

Automotive Mental Cruelty

 

 

AUDI:

Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

Automobile Under Demonic Influence

Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence

Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

All Unnecessary Devices Installed

 

 

BMW:

Big Money Works

Bought My Wife

Brutal Money Waster

Break My Window

Break My Windshield

Babbling Mechanical Wench

Beastly Monstrous Wonder

Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels

Beautiful Mechanical Wonder

Barely Moving Wreck

Big Money Waste

Big Money. Why?

Big Money Works

Born Moderately Wealthy

Breaks Most Wrenches

Bring Many Wrenches

Brings Me Women

Brings More Women

Broken Money Waster

Broke My Wallet

Broken Monstrous Wonder

Bumbling Mechanical Wretch

Blasphemous Motorized Wreck

Bavarian Manure Wagon

 

 

  

BUICK:

Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

 

 

Camaro:

Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??

Can't America Make A Real One?

Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often

Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often

 

 

CHEVROLET:

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology

 

 

DODGE:

Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater

Dead Old Dog Going East

Dead On Day Guarantee Expires

Dead On Delivery, Go Easy

Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired

Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter

Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment

Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

 

 

EDSEL:

Every Day Something Else Leaks

Every Day Some Engineer Laughs

 

 

FIAT:

Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

Fix It Again, Tony

Fix It All the Time

Found In A Toilet

Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

 

FORD:

Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge

Fix Or Repair Daily

Found On Road Dead

Fast Only Rolling Downhill

First On Race Day

First On Recall Day

Fabricated Of Refried Dung

Fails On Rainy Days

Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream

Fatally Obese Redneck Driver

Fault Of R&D

Finally Obsolete Racing Device

Fireball On Rear Denting

First On Road to Dump

First On Rust and Deterioration

Fix Or Recycle Dilemma

Flipping Over Results in Death

Flipped Over Roadside Disaster

Follow Our Rusty Dogsled

Foot On Road Decelerates

Forced On Reluctant Drivers

Formed Of Rejected DNA

Forwarded Once; Return Denied

Forward Only; Reverse Defective

Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin

Fork Over Repair Dough

Fouled Out Re-done Dodge

Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration

Free Or Reduced Drastically

Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed

Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable

Funny Old Rattling Dump

Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)

Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA

Found Out-Right Dangerous

Future Of Racings Delight

(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords

LTD:

Lacks Total Dependability

Lots To Do

Looses Transmissions Daily

 

  

GEO:

Good Engineering Overlooked 

 

 

GM:

General Maintenance

Great Mistake

Garbage Motors

Generally Miserable

Grossly Misconceived

Gluteus Maximus

Good Money

Goofy's Manufacturing

Gone Mental

 

 

GMC:

Grief & Misery Combined

Garage Man's Companion

Gotta Mechanic Coming?

Generally Mediocre Cars

Get More Chicks

Gets Mechanics Crazy

Gods Mechanical Curse

Got More Crap

Great Mountain Climber

Great Motor Car

God Made Chevy

Good Moron Car

Got Mine Cheap

Get My Checkbook

Gone Mad Corp.

 

 

GTO:

Gas, Tires, Oil

Get Tools Out

Get To Onramp

Good To Own

Get The Others

Generally Trashed Out

Good Time Out

Gone To Overdrive

 

 

HONDA:

Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything

Had One Never Did Again

Hang On, Not Done Accelerating

Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles

Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles

History Of No Dramatic Acceleration

How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?

PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes

 

 

HYUNDAI:

Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 

 

 

JEEP:

Just Eats Every Part

Just Empty Every Pocket

Junk Engineering Executed Poorly

Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes

Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts

 

 

KIA:

Kick It Around

Kick It Again

Killed In Action

 

 

LOTUS: 

Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 

 

  

MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 

 

MG:

Money Guzzler

Mostly Garaged

Major Goof

MGB: Might Go Backwards

MGB: Might Go, But . . .

MGB: Motor Going Bad

MGF: Might Go Forward

 

 

MIATA:

My Intention: Always To Accelerate 

 

 

MOPAR:

Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly

Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously

Most Often Passed At Races

Mostly Old Parts And Rust

Move Over People Are Racing

Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly

My Old Pig Ain't Running

My Only Problems Are Repairs

Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement

More Often Parts Are Replaced

 

 

MUSTANG:

Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good

Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go

Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go

Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO

 

 

OLDSMOBILE:

Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday

Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

 

 

PINTO:

Put In Nickel To Operate

Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

Put In New Transmission Often

Pushed In Neutral Too Often

 

 

PONTIAC:

Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car

Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac

 

 

PORSCHE:

Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough

 

 

SAAB:

Send Another Automobile Back

Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

Sad Attempt At Beauty

Sorry Auto, Always Broken

Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

 

 

SUBARU:

Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually 

 

 

TOYOTA:

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass

The One You Ought To Avoid

 

 

TRIUMPH:

This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!

Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

 

 

TR:

Tools Required 

 

 

VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 

 

 

VW:

Vintage Wreck

Virtually Worthless

 

Vir: http://www.web-cars.com/humor/acronyms.html