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Kdor ve ?e kak?no, naj dopi?e ...

 

 

Honda (Hand Over Dollars to Asians)

Toyota (Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto)

Nissan (Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon)

Audi (Accelerates Under Demonic Influencec, All Unnecessary Devices Installed)

KIA (Kills In Accidents)

Ford (Fast Only Rolling Downhill)

Volkswagen (VW) (Virtually Worthless)

Buick (Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer)

Volvo (Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object)

BMW (Brutal Money Waster)

Mercedes (Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales)

KIA (Keep In Asia)

FIAT (Fix It Again Tomorrow, Found In A Toilet)

Porsche (Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything)

BMW (Be My Woman)

MAZDA (Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along)

HYUNDAI (Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...)

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I'm not trying to impress you ... but I have a tractor.
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BMW - Bosansko Motorno Wozilo, Brings Me Women

FIAT - Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

FORD - Found On Russian Dump

DODGE - Don't Open Doors, Garbage Everywhere

 

 

Aja enej:

TOMOS: Tovarna Odpadnih Materialov Oziroma Smeti??e

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ISKRA - izredno slaba kvaliteta raznih aparatov

IBM - It's better manually

Live your dreams, don't dream your life!

Se oproscan za topkaeske napale, ampk bolj ko le teledon pametem in moderin, manjse ma tipkivnico

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BMW - bolj mo?an Wartburg

BMW - Bayerische Motor Wurst

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BMW- Break My Window

Kolega švaba mi je zadnjič rekel, ko sva se malo zapeljala z MPS.

 

"Life is too short, to drive slow-shitty cars."

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BMW - Bijemevu.....po italijansko :)

 

MAZDA - Mo?nikov Ata Zmeraj Do Amena!

Live your dreams, don't dream your life!

Se oproscan za topkaeske napale, ampk bolj ko le teledon pametem in moderin, manjse ma tipkivnico

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BMW - Bijemevu.....po italijansko :)

 

MAZDA - Mo?nikov Ata Zmeraj Do Amena!

 

Taje je pa iberalles !!! :rispekt::rispekt:

Kolega švaba mi je zadnjič rekel, ko sva se malo zapeljala z MPS.

 

"Life is too short, to drive slow-shitty cars."

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Japonci:

 

Acura - Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead

Honda - Hang On, Not Done Accelerating

Mazda - Must Always Zoom Down Asphalt

Mitsubishi - Manufactured In Taiwan, Sold Under British Influence, Shipped Here Incomplete

Nissan - Need I Say Something About Nothing

Subaru - Souped Up Bad Ass Racing Unite

Toyota - Totaled On Yesterday, Officer Towed Away

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TOMOS: Tovarna Odpadnih Materialov Oziroma Smeti

FIAT: Fabrika Izrabljenih Avtomobilov Torino

BMW: Bosnian Motor Werk

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