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Pred pol urce je bil parkiran pred naso firmo (zraven restavracije Mona Lisa v Kranju :) ) ...

 

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Sel pogledat skozi okno in je se vedno tam :)

 

Pol ma pa dvojnika (vzornika) bom ga slikal ob priliki ker je vedno tam

Live your dreams, don't dream your life!

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Tale je (poleg legendarnega rumenega Hyundai Coupeja z vsemi nalepkami iz ?para/Mercatorja/Bauhausa/itd) eden izmed favoritov za najgr?e zrihtan avto v Sloveniji. In ?alostno je, da njemu ?e niso pobrali tablic. Nekomu zaradi ene cole prevelikih ali kakega centimetra pre?irokih gum kot pi?e v homologacijskem karton?ku, zaradi fedrov priznanih japonskih znamk, ki ne dajejo T?V in podobnih bedarij pa bodo takoj pobrali tablice. :whatever:

 

EDIT: A lahko kak vohun ob priliki slika lastnika, ker oprostite moji "ksenofobiji" ampak tak avto enostavno mora imeti kak cigan ali pa res zakompleksan ?udak. ?zmeden?

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Maria.

 

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

 

(I Love this kid)

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't

have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.'

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

 

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry

tree, but also admitted it.Now, Louie, do you knowwhy his father didn't

punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as

your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when

people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

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Chinese Medicine:

 

Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?

A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it… Don ‘t waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speed up heart not make live longer; that like say you can extend life of car by driving faster. Want live longer? Take nap.

 

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does cow eat? Hay and corn. What are these? Vegetables. So, steak nothing more than efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef also good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And pork chop can give 100% recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

 

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine. That means they take water out of fruity bit; get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

 

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: If you have body and you have fat, ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, ratio is two to one, etc.

 

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Cannot think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No Pain…Good!

 

Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU NOT LISTENING!!! …. Foods fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetables be bad for you?

 

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only do sit-ups if want bigger stomach.

 

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: You crazy? HELLO …. Cocoa beans! Vegetable!!! Cocoa beans best feel-good food around!

 

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming good for figure, explain whales to me.

 

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! ‘Round’ is shape!

 

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For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies:

 

1. The Japanese eat very little fat

And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

 

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat

And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

 

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine

And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

 

4 The Italians drink a lot of red wine

And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

 

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats

And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

 

CONCLUSION…..

 

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Kjer je um vedno zaseden, je srce mirno in tiho; kjer um analizira in deli, srce usklajuje, zdru?uje in ?uti enost z vsem; in kjer um omahuje in dvomi, je srce mogo?no in samozavestno ter ve dobro kaj storiti.

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Patentirani so novi brisalci, ki u?inkovito bri?ejo ?ipe.

?al nisem na?el slike z mazdo, vendar zagotavljajo, da jih ni te?ko montirati tudi na to znamko avtomobilov.

Zgledajo pa takole:

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Ne spra?ujte kako deluje naprava za pranje ?ip.

Nikoli ne bom imel toliko znanja, da se tudi od tebe ne bi nekaj nau?il.

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Patentirani so novi brisalci, ki u?inkovito bri?ejo ?ipe.

?al nisem na?el slike z mazdo, vendar zagotavljajo, da jih ni te?ko montirati tudi na to znamko avtomobilov.

Zgledajo pa takole:

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Ne spra?ujte kako deluje naprava za pranje ?ip.

 

Ne verjamem, da to re?uje problem mastnih ?ip...

 

ma pa 2 rezervarja za vitrex.......

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Vozi se Mujo u vlaku, a nasuprot njega jedan mladić.

 

U jednom trenutku mladić ga upita koliko je sati.

Mujo izvadi iz d?epa svoj sat, pogleda u njega, spremi ga i ?uti.

Nakon nekog vremena upita ga mladić:

- Za?to nećete da mi ka?ete koliko je sati?

- Zato, jer ako ti ka?em, ti će? meni reći hvala. Ja ću tebi reći nema na ?emu.

Ti će? tada mene pitati kuda putujem, a ja ću tebi reći da idem u Tuzlu.

Ti će? onda mene pitati koga imam u Tuzli, a ja ću tebi odgovoriti da

tamo imam ?enu i kćer.

Onda će? ti mene pitati koliko godina ima moja kćer, a ja ću tebi

odgovoriti da ima dvadeset.

Onda će? ti mene pitati je li moja kćer lijepa, a ja ću ti odgovoriti

da takvu ljepoticu malo gdje mo?e? vidjeti. Onda će? ti htjeti da

dodje? sa mnom u Tuzlu da ju upozna?, a ja ću te odvesti kući.

Kada ju vidi? ti će? ju odmah zaprositi, a ja ću te onda morati

poslati u tri pi?ke materine jer jebe? zeta koji ni sat nema! Eto.

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Ob tej prilo?nosti je Gadafi Pahorju podaril dve kameli, slovenski premier pa njemu lipicanca po imenu Napolitano.

2 nova poslanca (poslanki)

 

:bravo:

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> > Ameri?an je na Gorenjskem imel prometno nesre?o. ?ivljenje mu je re?il

> > doma?in, ki je imel isto redko krvno skupino. Ko je pri?el k sebi, se je

> > Ameri?an ?elel zahvaliti.

> >

> >>Re?il si mi ?ivljenje, sedaj pa izbiraj. Ali naj ti dam 1.000 dolarjev, ki

> > jih imam pri sebi, ali pa po?akaj, da se vrnem v Ameriko in ti po?ljem

> > 100.000 dolarjev?<

> >

> > Gorenjec ves nesre?en premi?ljuje, kaj naj naredi. Nazadnje pokli?e ?eno

> > in

> > ji pojasni polo?aj.

> >

> >>Janez, vzemi ti takoj 1.000 dolarjev.<

> >

> >>Ampak Mici! ?e malo po?akam, bom dobil 100.000 dolarjev!<

> >

> >>Figo bo? dobil. Preden on pride v Ameriko, bo ?e za?ela delovati tvoja

> > gorenjska kri...<

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