Tole je pa kr smeh

[mazdaman]

V ?oli so dobili nalogo, da vsak napi?e spis z temo: Samo ena je mama.

 

In gre Janja pred tablo: jaz sem v?eraj ?la na travnik in nabrala ro?e za mamo, ker samo ena je mama.

 

Jo?ko: jaz sem ?el z mami na obisk babice in ji dal lup?ka in potem ?e mami, ker samo ena je mama.

 

Janezek: v?er sm pr?u dumo, pa je bla mat pjana ku krava in mi rekla: Bej? u klet pu dve piksne pira.

 

Grem v klet in zavpijem nazaj: Samo ena je, mama!

[Symon]

Sickpedia:

 

My mate always sends me pictures of women he's shagged from the night before.

He's such a liar though because he accidentally sent me a picture of my wife today and she's away on a business trip. Fucking idiot he is.

 

 

I went on a date this evening.

I said, "So, are you a vampire?"

"No," she said, with a puzzled look on her face.

I said, "So you can see your reflection and you still come out looking like that?"

 

 

Both my next door neighbours have been arrested as part of the European-wide raids against online

paedophiles.

Fuck knows where I'm going to get my free wi-fi now.

 

 

None of My black friends ever want to play hangman with me.

 

 

Apparently Wi-Fi laptops can damage your sperm.

In my experience, not as much as sperm can damage your Wi-Fi laptop.

 

 

Why did the semen cross the road?

Because it was my first wank in two weeks.

 

 

Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.

 

 

"Mummy. I know where the babys come from but how get the semen into your belly? Do you have to swallow it?"

"Only if she wants to have a new dress and a new pair of shoes!", daddy yelled in the living room.

[daSKAn]

odkar si prvi? nalimal, sem kar dotikrat na oni strani. Eni so prav iber bolano dobri ?tosi.

 

Oz. kot en vic na tej strani pravi, you know you are to much on sickipedia, when you get your daily news from there. (oziroma nekaj v tem stilu)

[Symon]

Oz. kot en vic na tej strani pravi, you know you are to much on sickipedia, when you get your daily news from there. (oziroma nekaj v tem stilu)

 

Sam so res same aktualne novice gor.

[Symon]

Bwahaha, danes med slu?beno zabavo pri?el taglaven tahud direktor pozraviti ljudi. Pol mu pa predstavijo novega potnika za riski trg (stari gre kmalu v penzijo) pa mu direktor pribije, ?e je ?e kako Rusinjo pa potem ko je dobil odgovor ?e, ?e je trikrat za?gan ?tajerc (zaradi naglasa). Un je kr zafarbal tastar se je pa smejal, da gre on v bar, tamlad je pa na Skype-u z dru?ino. Pa, da ko sta ?la prvi? v Rusijo in mimo ene osnovne mu je izjavil, da pol prvega razreda je njegovih otrok.

Gleda? na tako pomembnega direktorja ?isto v drugi lu?i, ?isto kul dec.

[jures]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=playe...p;v=QQ19A2GFaBM

[Boss]

Hehe, se pa resno vpra?am, k tole gledam "le kako uspemo pre?ivet kot vrsta?"

[qwerty]

Grandpa Shuffling

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feat...p;v=KZlYmJnwWkM

[Slivka]

http://www.zurnal24.si/pesec-ni-odstopil-zebre-clanek-144175

 

http://www.zurnal24.si/video-ko-zenska-zas...ga-video-120899

 

http://www.zurnal24.si/video-parkiranje-po...ko-video-123740

[jures]

- klikni nas -

[Slivka]

[Gustav]

http://24ur.com/ekskluziv/domaca-scena/fot...m-predalec.html

 

[qwerty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJKKGrJrnx8...ce1RVAAAAAAAADA

 

4.33 Slovenska vinjeta na unotu xD

[Symon]

Tko se danes osvaja babe!

[Z M A J]

CIMEROTICOVE IZJAVE:

 

1. Boli me koleno in to na nogi.

 

2. Jaz, Zahovi? in Kari? smo najbolj?i duo!

 

3. Pozdravljam svoje star?e, predvsem o?eta in mamo!

 

. Preselil sem se v trisobno garsonjero!

 

5. V mariborskih termah Habakuk bazen visi, zato sem te?ko plaval proti toku!

 

6. Velikokrat sem samokriti?en, v?asih tudi do sebe!

 

7. Igrali smo takti?no zelo dobro, ampak na?a tehnika je bila zani?.

 

8.Imeli smo te?kega nasprotnika, vendar je bil nasprotnik bolj?i!

 

9. Tekma je bla dobra, na za?etku smo bol slabo za?eli, pol smo pa mal

popustili!

 

10. Danes nismo imeli sre?e, ker smo imeli nesre?o.

 

11. Jaz sem sicer zadel ?ogo v mre?o in dal gol, vendar so jih dali

norve?ki nasprotniki iz Norve?ke na drugi strani ve?.

 

12. Malo sem se na koncu igre znesel nad sodnikom. Pa to ni bilo samo

verbalno! To sem mu tudi povedal!

 

13. Rad bi se zahvalil mojim soigralcem, ?e posebej tistim, ki igrajo

zraven mene!

 

14. Novo leto sem pre?ivel z mamo, v postelji.

 

pa tole;

 

[jures]

[Boss]

 

Ja kaj se ?udi? - zgubu si se, zdej si mora? pa samo ?e sprijaznit, da je res tako

[Symon]

[canyon]

slike nemorm sm prlept lahko si pa usi pogledate ta EPIC FAIL

EPIC FAIL

[Boss]

Tale je tud lu?tna:

 

Virant je kot Garmin - zavijte levo... zavijte desno.... prera?unavam

[Turbo Lumpi]

slike nemorm sm prlept lahko si pa usi pogledate ta EPIC FAIL

EPIC FAIL

 

Ha, ja a ni logi?no... K zakople se spredna kolesa ne vrtijo, pa rab? ketne ane (en policijski vic)

[jures]

?e en 'how do we survive'

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeWlQBwP3wI...feature=related

 

[Jest]

Bavaria Trans ...

 

[Boss]

Ja lejga sej je diesel... delovni stroj ?e za na njivo je dobr.

[Baby Viper]

đip je đip je**ga