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A je tole mogo?e Kekec - peti del, ker kolk vem so bli do zdej ?tirje! <_<:hohoho:

 

Pa ?e tale njihova ddd, men je tprav zvok npr. od M3 oz. da ma vsaj 6 valjev makina, ne pa nekih 1.6! :ouje::danzoman:

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A je tole mogo?e Kekec - peti del, ker kolk vem so bli do zdej ?tirje! <_<:hohoho:

 

Pa ?e tale njihova ddd, men je tprav zvok npr. od M3 oz. da ma vsaj 6 valjev makina, ne pa nekih 1.6! :ouje::danzoman:

 

Ja sej pri njih je zgleda vi?ek, da ga naturirajo do blokade pol pa vsi ejakulirajo - ohhh jaaaa to mi deeeelli *ddddd*** aaaaaaaaahhhhh

 

"car pornography" :ne vem:

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He he,bo? probal? :P:D

Ti?a vun!!

 

Eni pijejo vsak dan,eni bolj poredko,eni pa kuj iz fla?e!!

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:bravo: sit pa kaj mu dela tole mora bit pa res prav zakon!!!! :bravo:

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Edini pravi pogom so pokazli opazovalci saj so se vsedli ?isto zraven dogajanja - in kaj bi bilo, ?e bi se ?love?ek na robotski roki pred tem po?teno najedel......

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Tipi?ni hoda?i pa njihova blokada. :hohoho:

 

 

hondasi ko hondasi sam da blokada poje kok je pa to kaj nezdravo za motor jim je pa total vseen!!!!

 

pri njih je tako glavni kos tuninga cai filter!!!! :hohoho:

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Tipi?ni hoda?i pa njihova blokada. :hohoho:

 

Pazi hec, moj bratranc je zadnji? menjal motor pri enenm Civicu 5. gen. 1.5 motor je prej?njemu lastniku ?el v maloro, jermeni so popustili. :blink: No in ga lepo zamenja, nakar un ugotovi, da itak nima dost ke?a, da naj obdr?i avto. Vses postylan (tipi?no: podalj?ki, Supra zadnji spojler, pa lexuske). Bratranec, itak avto ?e mal po?tima in ga da na net. Pride nekdo pogledat avto, avto pri?ge, malo po?aka, gleda vse, potem pa obvezno proba blokado! Hon-n-n-n-nda! :hohoho: Jasno motor je bil itak ?e hladen. No tut pol, ko je naslednji? po?timal papirje, in ga odpeljal je takoj hladnega gasa do daske, da je vse cvililo... In potem naj mi kdo re?e, da ti stereotipi o Honda?ih niso resni?ni. :whatever:
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Pazi hec, moj bratranc je zadnji? menjal motor pri enenm Civicu 5. gen. 1.5 motor je prej?njemu lastniku ?el v maloro, jermeni so popustili. :blink: No in ga lepo zamenja, nakar un ugotovi, da itak nima dost ke?a, da naj obdr?i avto. Vses postylan (tipi?no: podalj?ki, Supra zadnji spojler, pa lexuske). Bratranec, itak avto ?e mal po?tima in ga da na net. Pride nekdo pogledat avto, avto pri?ge, malo po?aka, gleda vse, potem pa obvezno proba blokado! Hon-n-n-n-nda! :hohoho: Jasno motor je bil itak ?e hladen. No tut pol, ko je naslednji? po?timal papirje, in ga odpeljal je takoj hladnega gasa do daske, da je vse cvililo... In potem naj mi kdo re?e, da ti stereotipi o Honda?ih niso resni?ni. :whatever:

 

 

 

:hohoho::hohoho::hohoho::hohoho:

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Pazi hec, moj bratranc je zadnji? menjal motor pri enenm Civicu 5. gen. 1.5 motor je prej?njemu lastniku ?el v maloro, jermeni so popustili. :blink: No in ga lepo zamenja, nakar un ugotovi, da itak nima dost ke?a, da naj obdr?i avto. Vses postylan (tipi?no: podalj?ki, Supra zadnji spojler, pa lexuske). Bratranec, itak avto ?e mal po?tima in ga da na net. Pride nekdo pogledat avto, avto pri?ge, malo po?aka, gleda vse, potem pa obvezno proba blokado! Hon-n-n-n-nda! :hohoho: Jasno motor je bil itak ?e hladen. No tut pol, ko je naslednji? po?timal papirje, in ga odpeljal je takoj hladnega gasa do daske, da je vse cvililo... In potem naj mi kdo re?e, da ti stereotipi o Honda?ih niso resni?ni. :whatever:

 

Jaz sploh nevem kaj jim ni jasno z to blokado.Druga?e pa ti ?isto verjamem to je va?no pri hondi ko jo kupuje?, da dobr seka v blokado :hohoho:

 

pri njih je tako glavni kos tuninga cai filter!!!! :hohoho:

 

:hohoho::hohoho::hohoho::bravo:
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Neumnost je zgleda resni?no brezmejna

 

NEW YORK - Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire."

 

It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing "the absolute worst use of lifelines ever."

 

After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question was:

 

"Which of the following is the largest?"

A.) A Peanut

B.) An Elephant

C.) The Moon

D.) Hey, who you calling large?

 

Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realized that this was a question to which she did not readily know the answer.

 

"Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie," said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief and disgust. "I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be."

 

Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50.

Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure.

 

"Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!" exclaimed Evans. "Darn. I think I better phone a friend."

 

Using the second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant.

 

"Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!" said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of her call. "Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun."

 

Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds.

 

"Come on Betsy, are you sure?" said Evans. "How sure are you? Puh, that can't be it."

 

To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's advice and pick 'The Moon.'

 

"I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I think I'd like to ask the audience," said Evans.

 

Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of answer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life.

 

"Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking," said the too-stupid-to-live Evans. "But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut. So, let's see. For which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer."

Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath, and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.'

 

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Mislim,kake ljudi ma? na Milijonarju?????? :ne vem:

Ti?a vun!!

 

Eni pijejo vsak dan,eni bolj poredko,eni pa kuj iz fla?e!!

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A JOJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ!!!!! Pa kaj je folku

:hohoho::hohoho::hohoho::hohoho::hohoho::hohoho:

POZOR!

 

Kredibilnost mojih izjav in nasvetov je lahko vpra?ljiva.

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Da vam povem, kva je nastal na enmu kozmeti?nmu salonu u Lublan na Trubarjev! :D

 

Med drugim imajo tut storitev, k se ji re?e: odstranevanje celulita, no pol pa je en zbrisu dve ?rki

 

pa je ostal samo ?e

 

odstranjevanje: LULITA

 

tko da pol ne vem kok so mel kej strank! :ne vem: :hohoho:

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