Tole je pa kr smeh

[rendy]

[Ploki]

http://24ur.com/novice/crna-kronika/video-...ti-s-pajka.html

 

ni ga heroja kot je mazda?

[jures]

Ma kak heroj, debil! za tistih 10? kazni gre raje sfukat pleh, podvozje, sklopko, gume....

 

To je pa? v stilu ne?e? ti mene...

[Z M A J]

Ma kak heroj, debil! za tistih 10? kazni gre raje sfukat pleh, podvozje, sklopko, gume....

 

To je pa? v stilu ne?e? ti mene...

 

Braća, nima? kej! j

[daSKAn]

Tole pa je bizgec prez primere.

[daSKAn]

Evo jih pobo?njakarski hujska?i... ko naj ?infajo, naj to vsaj delajo prav...

Lohka se presko?i na cca. 1minuto pa bo vse jasno.

 

 

[Ploki]

ROFL.

[Slivka]

Koliko programerjev potrebuje? za zamenjavo pregorele ?arnice?

 

Ma, pravzaprav nobenega. ?arnica je "hardware" in ne "software". Torej je to delo ra?unalni?arjev.

 

 

Torej, koliko ra?unalni?arjev potrebuje? za zamenjavo pregorele ?arnice?

 

Ma, pravzaprav nobenega, bodo ?e programerji v softwaru obvozili.

[BOJČ]

Norc

 

[YavarYe X6V6]

Norc

 

 

Kaj ste dosadni s tem posnetkom, ?e cel teden je na forum vsaj 5-7X naliman link.

[Symon]

Sve?e o?enjen mo?ki je dal v spomin svojega mobitela ?tevilko svoje ?ene pod ime: Moje ?ivljenje

 

Po enem letu zakona je dal ?tevilko v spomin pod ime: ?pela

 

Po petih letih zakona je spremenil ime v: ?ena

 

Po desetih letih: Ta stara

 

Po petnajstih letih: Hitler

 

Po dvajsetih letih: Napa?na ?tevilka

[BOJČ]

Kaj ste dosadni s tem posnetkom, ?e cel teden je na forum vsaj 5-7X naliman link.

 

A j*** ga, moram bolj spremljat...

[daSKAn]

These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials:

__________________________________________________

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).

A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

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Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )

A: Depends how much you've been drinking.

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Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden )

A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.

__________________________________________________

Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK )

 

A: What did your last slave die of?

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Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )

A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.

Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not

... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.

__________________________________________________

Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? (USA )

A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

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Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )

A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do...

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Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )

A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is

Oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

__________________________________________________

Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )

A: You are a British politician, right?

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Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )

A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.

Milk is illegal.

__________________________________________________

Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )

A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from.

All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.

__________________________________________________

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )

A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.

You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

__________________________________________________

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia ? ( USA )

A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

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Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )

A: Only at Christmas.

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Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )

A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first

[Boss]

auchh, hehe, klele se je pa eden mal iz?ivljal nad tupoglavci

[Z M A J]

A gre kdo v savno?

 

http://www.ongein.nl/video-lekker-naar-de-...p2to_LcTY8.emai

[Boss]

Po vojni vnuk vpra?a nono: "Nona kaj je to seks"......?????

 

Pravi nona. "Ve? vnu?ek, to je bilo tako: pride Nemec k tebi, te

poseksa in ti da 20 mark".

 

A, kaj pa je to grupni sex....?????

 

Ko te cela ?eta poseksa naenkrat in ti vsak da 20 mark.

 

A kaj je to ljubezen...??????

 

To so si izmislili partizani....ker niso hoteli pla?ati.

[jures]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVDCYdeRI7I

[jures]

za nabavt

[YavarYe X6V6]

za nabavt

 

Nimam ?ene.

[iceman22]

Nimam ?ene.

 

Zato te pa ne da nase ko ti hoces. A zena mora.

[iceman22]

Ko sm moji pokazal to majco mi je sam rekla " glej da ne postane resnicna"

[mazdaman]

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[canyon]

U?iteljica spra?uje otroke: "Kaj pomeni beseda o?itno?"

 

Javi se mali Marko: "Moj o?e vozi Mercedesa, mama vozi Opla, babica pa

vozi Jeepa - o?itno imamo denar."

 

U?iteljica pohvali Marka.

 

Nato se javi Janezek: "Moja babica vsako jutro odide na travnik.

Pod levo roko nosi Allgemeine Zeitung, pod desno pa Washington Post."

 

"Ja in kaj je s tem?" vpra?a u?iteljica.

 

"Babica ne zna ne nem?ko ne angle?ko - o?itno gre srat."

[YavarYe X6V6]

KLIK

[Boss]

Hehe, je dobu lekcijo, ki jo ne bo pozabu.